• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday. ... • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod head say "notin dey happen guy" • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. • Where parents claim they were always first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE' • Where government officials don't know the national anthem. •Where Gala and Lacasera are the best options when stuck in traffic. • Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing billions. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission into a university, to get a job and worse, to enter a bus! • Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and charger. • Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly. • WHERE IF YOU DO ANYHOW, YO U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. • Where Igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers • Where the man who had no shoes is the president. •Where BB torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!! .Where gals carry bb touch bt yet dey r squatn in pipu's house. .Where u must b a good liar b4 u bcum a politician. .Where we sack doctors bt beg terrorists 2 cum 4 negotiations.
.Where u buy a celin Dion video cd only to play it at home n wat u see
on ur tv screen is Oliver de coque playing.....abeg add d 1s wey I
4gt........
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