Solve this geographical riddile. I am the frist on earth, the second in heaven, i appear two time in a week, you can only see me once in a year, although i am in the middle of the see. What am i
One day, John - an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,VOL. 1”. He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine,press the red button”. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page, “To set airplane moving press blue button”. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said, “To let airplane fly, please press the green button”. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions. The 4th page said, “To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Volume 2
physics
say anything wey go up must cum down like projectile bt in nigeria,any
tin wey go up no dey cum down or torch ground.eg moni spray and prize of
goods like biscuit ,it was 5naira b4 n nw 10naira.if u take note den
dat it was 5naira was even sweet n beta dan nw it 10naira.y na
WEDDING TEST. PASSED OR FAILED? I'm a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I ... ... have been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was ... only one little thing bothering me... her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is: Always keep your master's rain coat in your car, because I was on my way to fetch them when I passed the test..
