history makers

Happy democracy day NIGERIA....MY BELOVED COUNTRY

• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
... • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are the best options when stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing billions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain
admission into a university, to get a job and worse, to enter a bus!
• Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and charger.
• Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF YOU DO ANYHOW, YO U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where Igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the
president.
•Where BB torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!
.Where gals carry bb touch bt yet dey r squatn in pipu's house.
.Where u must b a good liar b4 u bcum a politician.
.Where we sack doctors bt beg terrorists 2 cum 4 negotiations.
.Where u buy a celin Dion video cd only to play it at home n wat u see on ur tv screen is Oliver de coque playing.....abeg add d 1s wey I 4gt........

jokes of the week

A man faintd @d front of mr.biggs n in no time pple were gathered round him & a lady suggestd mke una give am water,d man opened his eyes n said,comot frm here if i wnt water i 4 go faint 4 water board.

  

A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash in midair and therewere only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d
world's best footballer, my fans
still need me. He takes one and
jumps
2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote:
I'mAfrica'srichest man. I don't
want to die now He takes another
one and jumps.
3rd passenger, Goodluck
Jonathan: I'm the President of
Nigeria, the most powerful and
intelligent President in Africa. I
have Boko and Subsidy issues to
deal with He takes one and jumps.
4th passenger was d Pope, Pope
said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr
old girl "I'm anold
man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs "
but d girlreplied "no need for dat
there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked Pope.
The girl replied "The Nigerian
President took my school bag

A grandma and her
grandson were
shopping in a
supermarket. The
grandma realise that the
kid has picked a toy, she
calls out; "Degree, put
that toy back". The kid
returned the toy back.
Astonishly, another
customer asks; is that
his name? The grandma
replies; yes, I sent his
mother to the
UNIVERSITY to study
but this is what she
brought back.

chelsea record

World Record Breaking Defence. Who can beat that?lol

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       chelsea has made a heronic win over munich.naija fans celebrate like neva before.CHAMPIONS!!!                                                                       Gunners dis a fancy joke

joke by newtown

Imagine ur grandpa on his sick bed n his last words were,"my dear I left 100million naira for u in in in in" and he died. What will u do??? Answer me please

basket mouth comedy latest 2012

basket mouth comedy latest 2012 with david O