JOKES TIME AGAIN

Two thieves break into a bank in the
middle of the night and open a safe.
There is only some yogurt, but no
money.
They taste the yogurt. It's
tainted. The men open the next safe.
There is some yogurt too, it
tastes
much better but again - no
money.
The thieves take on another
safe. And there's yogurt again.
"John, why don't you go
outside and look if it is indeed a
bank!"
says one to the other, and sits
down to eat the yogurt which
tastes really fresh and
nutritious this time.
A couple of minutes later there
comes John. "It is definitely a
bank!"
"What exactly did the sign
say?"
"The Sperm Bank of Nigeria!"
Still on the
matter.
Bakari is a house
boy who every day drinks the
wine of his Boss and puts water
in the bottle to replace what he
drank. But the Boss having
suspicions as for the quality of the
wine, he decides to buy pastis (a
French wine that changes colour
if you add water). Bakari as usual,
takes a mouthful and add water
to replace what he drank
However, soon after he added
water the pastis became milky.
When the Boss came back and
noticed it, he was sure he had
managed to nail Bakari as thief!!!
At that same moment Bakari
realized he was in trouble and
decided to go into the kitchen.
The Boss told his wife that 'Mary,
you will see today,he will be
obliged to acknowledge'. So he
calls Bakari. He shouted: 'Bakari!'.
Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'. No
answer. The Boss reiterated his
question: 'Who drank my
wine?'Still; No answer. Then the
Boss went to fetch Bakari from
the kitchen and says to him: You
insane or what? Why when I call
you, you say yes boss' but when I
ask you a question you don't
answer me? Bakari retorted that
'It is that boss, when you are in
the kitchen there, you don't hear
anything at all, except the name.
Then to prove that Bakari lies, the
Boss says to him: 'You stay beside
Madam here, me I go in the
kitchen, and you ask me a
question '. Bakari accepted and
the Boss went in the kitchen.
Bakari shouted: 'Boss'. He
answered: 'Yes, Bakari'. Bakari
continued: 'Who goes in the maid
bedroom when the Madam is not
here? '. No answer. Bakari
shouted again: 'Boss, I say who
made the maid pregnant?' No
answer. Bakari shouted again
(third time): 'Boss, I say who
made the maid pregnant?' The
Boss returns from the kitchen
running and says, Bakari; it is
true, you are right. When one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, only the name!