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THIS HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LOCAL
(1) If you always dey ask for Guguru instead
of
Popcorn.
(2) If Omo Ghetto sound track is
your ring tone.
(3)When you prefer Ogogoro to
Champagne.
(4)If you dey use Broom as tooth pick.
(5)If Toyota logo is at the back of
your jeans.
(6)If Wizkid mention your name in
Pakurumo.
(7)If you adjust your undies while
walking.
(8)If you dey say YEH! instead of ouch.
(9)If you are using padlock to lock your
Fridge.
(10)If Africa Magic is your
favourite channel.
(11) If you dey eat bread and akara
with seven up on top and pure
water you need to be saved because
locality don kill you...hahahahaha!.. .