joke again

A House Girl went to Church on a sunday
service and the Pastor preaching now ask "if
you know you want to go to Heaven raise up
your hand" everybody did except the girl. So an
Usher beside her asked, "U no wan go heaven?,
why u no raise up ur hand?". The Girl answered;
"my madam say if we don close for church
make i no go anywhere".

A semi literate girl writes a letter to her
boyfriend.
Dear my dearest,
This is your girlfriend calling. Before i go on,
how is your air condition?
You do something i dont like at all. You take
another girlfriendship & it pains me.
The first time you see me you say i beautiful
than all the girls in your town but i hear people
say you say i no beautiful.
If i no beautiful, i wont say anything. I will
give all to God. Even when it is raining. U pass
through the rain &come & stand by my
window place & call me, and you think what
you av done if i throw you medicine, it wont
hit you? It will hit you, only i am christianity so
i wont throw you.
Now i get new boyfriendship & he do work in
an aeroplane. You say i no beautiful, i and you
who are beautiful? Your face like a goat.
Because of what you have done. God will beat
you with a stick.
When you come to our yard. i will show you
wise.
Your faithfool,
Hapines